Comedy meets clarity

About SwipeCrimes

SwipeCrimes turns a month of questionable purchases into a personalized financial roast: a sharp, shareable digital report that makes your spending impossible to ignore.

The jokes are only half the point. Personalized reports can also organize spending categories, surface money leaks, flag keep, cut, and questionable purchases, and suggest practical next steps for the next 30 days.

SwipeCrimes provides educational and entertainment content, not financial, legal, or tax advice. You decide what purchase information to submit and what pages—if any—you want to share.

Ready for your budget intervention?

Choose a personalized PDF report. SwipeCrimes does the roasting.